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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:18:00 -0400

thevitalquietlife: keep-calm-stay-healthy: calliopes-bane: att...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:16:53 -0400

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

calliopes-bane:

atticusatticus:

sunshinekindlyhere:

I will never shop at that store ever!!!

i thought this was a joke but

no

and even if it were

it still wouldn’t matter

A COUPLE SECONDS AGO I WAS WEARING MY A&F SWEATSHIRT

NOT ANYMORE

shitty company, hope all this bad publicity makes it go down in the shitter

Spreading this like wildfire - never liked them to begin with.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:57:40 -0400

littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:52:06 -0400

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

best-of-funny: X

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:46:21 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

dailyoddcompliment: “Friend Rule”

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:40:24 -0400

dailyoddcompliment:

“Friend Rule”

You are allowed to have really good days for no real reason and really bad ones for no real reason. You are allowed to feel like shit and ten minutes later, think everything in the world is perfect. You dont need a reason to feel, emotions are a great part of the human experience, don't deny them.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:40:00 -0400

pyrrhiccomedy: milk-chiller2: Reminder of: reason for...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:34:23 -0400

pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:19:54 -0400

kelseysinfluence is now following you.

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:02:18 -0400

kelseysinfluence is now following you.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:55:13 -0400

espressobean: beingnerdtastic: i wish people courted like birds do like if some guy fancied me he...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:45:53 -0400

espressobean:

beingnerdtastic:

i wish people courted like birds do

like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention

They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:45:43 -0400

"We shouldn’t be profiting from our students who are drowning in debt while we’re giving great deals..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:42:56 -0400

“We shouldn’t be profiting from our students who are drowning in debt while we’re giving great deals to big banks, – the same banks, that destroyed millions of jobs and nearly broke this economy.”

- Senator Elizabeth Warren (via azspot)

zawehzaweh: finalblessing: will smith everybody #HELLO I AM...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:40:31 -0400

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

Team Calzona all the way!!

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:20:08 -0400

tvshows-lover:

bbanditt: chongthenomad: so my family went to the tulip fields...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:05:00 -0400

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

david: Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:04:11 -0400

david:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”

guys if this can raise $6,000, please pitch in toward a measly $700 for my dance team’s showcase! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/166960831/reaction-0

jirasol: it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK I hate how people here...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:46:16 -0400

jirasol:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK

I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.

Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:

American English - Standard American English is the general form

Cultural
African-American Vernacular English (AAVE)

Chicano English

New York Latino English

Pennsylvania Dutch English

Yeshivish

Yinglish

Regional
New England English
Boston accent

Boston Brahmin accent

Hudson Valley English

Lake Dialect or Lake Talk

Vermont English

Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
Northeast Pennsylvania English

Mid-Atlantic dialects
Baltimore dialect

Philadelphia dialect

Pittsburgh English

New York dialect

New Jersey English dialects

Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)

North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas)

Midland American English
North Midlands English (thin swath from Nebraska to Ohio)

St. Louis

South Midland (thin swath from Oklahoma to Pennsylvania)

Southern English
Appalachian English

Tidewater accent

Virginia Piedmont

Virginia Tidewater
Coastal Southeastern (Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia area)

Cajun English

Harkers Island English (North Carolina)

Ozark English

Southern Highland English

Gullah or Geechee

Texan

Yat dialect (New Orleans)

Ocracoke

Western English
California English

Boontling

Pacific Northwest English

Hawaiian Pidgin

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:36:11 -0400